Halloween
By: T.G. Browning
“I refuse to wear a stupid costume like that.”
“Well, you can’t come as you are.”
“Why not?”
“Because you look like a dweeb.”
“That’s ‘cause I AM a dweeb.”
“Well, you’re MY dweeb and I want you to look like an up and coming dweeb at least. Would you please change into a new shirt?”
“I did.”
[-:-]
“Not bad dweeb garb.”
“Thanks... I think.”
“What do you think of my costume?”
“It’s a bit scant, if you want my opinion.”
“Shows the inner me.”
“And the outer. Quite a bit of the outer.”
“You’re just jealous.”
“Damn straight I am.”
“Good.”
[-:-]
“Welcome to the House of Horrors.”
“Thanks. Where is everything?”
“The food’s in the back. The band’s in the front. And the dancing is in the middle, somewhere… What are you?”
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